So that it wouldn’t be recognized, of course. That was one of the most elegant of the series of silly jokes about elephants which was common when I was young. But that is exactly the kind of thing that birds try to confuse birdwatchers with. This Garganey (Spatula querquedula) thought it had succeeded in concealing itself, forgetting that us paparazzi can recognize one by its lovely neck. That’s like seeing Audrey Hepburn in dark glasses. (Sorry elephant.)
This parakeet succeeded where the Garganey failed. The female of the Blossom-headed parakeet (Psittacula roseata) and the Plum-headed parakeet (Psittacula cyanocephala) can be told apart by a red shoulder patch on the wing of the former. This one strategically used a fig leaf to hide its identity. Clever!
The White-crested laughing thrush (Garrulax leucolophus) in the photo above tried so hard to hide its face from me that it nearly toppled off the branch. Little did it know that its voice had already given it away. It has an absolutely unmistakable call. If there’s any tool better for the identification of birds than photos then it is recordings of their calls.
This Painted snipe (Rostratula benghalensis) had a double barrelled method: it tried the old and tested method of hiding its face to preen while hiding behind tall grasses. Fortunately I had a good lens and a better boatman. He could steady my perch while I waited to see the bird raise its head just a little. Look at that; his eyes are closed! He’s enjoying scratching himself.
This Grey-headed swamphen (Porphyrio poliocephalus, formerly called Purple swamphen) tries to go incognito by turning its head away. How many sleazy people have had their photos splashed on the front page of newspapers in the same pose? It doesn’t help them, and it didn’t help this one. It was outed the moment I saw it.
Each of these birds had its own unique method of trying to avoid photographers. Almost all of them failed. But no one failed as spectacularly as this Black-headed gull (Chroicocephalus ridibundus) who hid its head in its feathers without bothering to think about which side the lens was. Better luck next time!